Apparently you make a good broom.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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