Its about making memories worth repressing
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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