Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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