found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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