Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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