the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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