He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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