so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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