I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
nutella sex= disaster
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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