i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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