i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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