even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We need to get me chipped asap
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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