and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she peed on how many people?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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