Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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