There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You can make out without kissing
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