i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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