Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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