sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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