so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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