4 words: hood of his car
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
