So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This show inspires me to have sex in space
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Holy shit dude........stairs
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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