I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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