girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
In America we eat man semen.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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