He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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