you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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