I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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