you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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