problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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