Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
420 ftw
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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