she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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