i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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