Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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