Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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