she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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