I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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