She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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