It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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