The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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