did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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