somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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