They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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