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(510): View more from California

So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school

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(347): View more from New York

the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant

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(317): View more from Indiana

having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

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(613): View more from Ontario

you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels

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(615): View more from Tennessee

id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.

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(980): View more from North Carolina

I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?

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(775): View more from Nevada

He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors

(1-775): View more from Nevada

Fuck he won the bet

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(417): View more from Missouri

All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"

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(330): View more from Ohio

While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.

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