Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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