I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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