he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
And then my night got REAL pukey
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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