Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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