Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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