and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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