Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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