The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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