Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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