I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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