Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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