Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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