he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Rumble strips road head = magical
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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