Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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