Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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