once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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