these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Found your dick twin last night
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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